Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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