sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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