Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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