We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
When are your genitals available?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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