You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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