doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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