ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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