how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
