I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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