I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Plan B is the new Plan A
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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