some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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