What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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