You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think people are normalizing furries
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize