Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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