Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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