Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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