I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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