You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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