What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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