Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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