I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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