i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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