Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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