I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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