just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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