everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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