Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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