I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
