Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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