Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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