you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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