True but thats because hes a fetus.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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