im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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