it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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