is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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