Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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