Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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