Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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