You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
