3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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