I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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