What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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