I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
