so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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