Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
