Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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