His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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