You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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