Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
do nipples grow back?
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