You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying