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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Duck Duck Cougar?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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  25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower

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  A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink

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