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  You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?

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  In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!

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  I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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