Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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