doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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