super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
foreskin is a definite game changer
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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