hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Your penis caused this!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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