so that wasnt chicken after all
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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