We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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