I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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