this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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