the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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