Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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