dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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