I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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