i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Enjoy the penises
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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