can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize